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Hamsters and their quest for world domination


"Hamsters?!" I hear you say. "Who cares about some fury little rodents." You ignorant little fool, you're pay the price for your stupidity when the Hamsters lead by yours truly will rise up and DESTROY YOUR LAME SPECIES! We are closer to this than you think. While you sleep, we are slowly spreading our influence. At first it was small. After been first discovered in 1930 by zoologist and Professor Aharoni at the University of Jerusalem, in the Syrian Desert, we quickly made our way to all four corners of the globe. With the exception of Hawaii, which does not allow its residents to own a hamster. A law was passed, hoping prevent escaped hamsters from reproducing and messing up the ecosystem. Huh.

Acting as cuddly little pets to children gave us the control of the older ones in the household and thus, our first taste of power! But many of us were used for - and still are - lab experiments, due to our superior disease-free nature and that we have a new litter every month. Since we have an extraordinarily high liking and tolerance for alcohol (our tolerance is equivalent to 40 times the human tolerance in proportion to body weight) experiments have gone as far as scientists who are testing a Chinese herb for its efficacy at curbing alcohol consumption. So if, late one night, you see a run-down drunk hamster on the street, clutching a lamppost for support, you'll know it was done in the name of Science. (http://www.accessexcellence.org/WN/SUA06/alcoham.html) But with our brainwashing skills processing our owners, many showed theIr distaste at such practises and protested against them, which have set us free!

But our secret plans were almost ruined when a game released on the Sega Genesis called "Toe Jam & Earl" featured hamsters in hamster balls as the bad guys in the game. Luckily it sold poorly and thus, not many where exposed to our darkside and any who did, saw it as a joke and thought it was hilarious. Just when we thought it was clear, an episode of "Pinky & The Brain" contained an evil brown hamster that looked like a mobster trying to take over the world. He failed and thus, our cover was secure. We have even got as far as running for US president 2004! (www.hamsterforpresident.com) We were set for world domination! We were to rid you of your corruption and incompetence.

Unfortunately at the last moment, somebody reliesed that Diddley Squat and Bupkes were Hamsters. Nether the less. A new campaign for 2008 is under way and this time we have come prepared. While the facts that our average life span is 3 years and that we are only the size of your hand may seem to count against us, we have carefully created complex messages of propaganda disguised as a music entertainment group (www.hamsterdance.com) which should be much more successful than our last, crude attempts e.g. "Four against Willi", a game show from West Germany. Hosted by German comedian/singer Mike Krueger, where two families of four members would each go head to head in competition, taking part in some zany contests, many of which included hamster-related events, such as running around on a giant wheel. It was cancelled after just a few shows, back in 1987.

And if I say 1000 days instead of 3 years, it sounds much bigger.

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Preparing Your Pets for Disasters - PRNewswire
Preparing Your Pets for Disasters  PRNewswire

6 Tips for Traveling with Pets - KCTV Kansas City
6 Tips for Traveling with Pets  KCTV Kansas City

With fall here, keep up pest preventatives for your pets and watch for seasonal allergies - NOLA.com
With fall here, keep up pest preventatives for your pets and watch for seasonal allergies  NOLA.com

Pets of the Week: 9-22-20 – WBKB 11 - WBKB-TV
Pets of the Week: 9-22-20 – WBKB 11  WBKB-TV

A Minnesota law lets you provide for your pets after you've passed away - Minneapolis Star Tribune
A Minnesota law lets you provide for your pets after you've passed away  Minneapolis Star Tribune

Robotic pets used to help prevent social isolation for senior citizens in West Alabama - WBRC
Robotic pets used to help prevent social isolation for senior citizens in West Alabama  WBRC

Pets of the week - Chicago Tribune
Pets of the week  Chicago Tribune

Adorable Adoptable Pets Of The Week In Howard County - Columbia, MD Patch
Adorable Adoptable Pets Of The Week In Howard County  Columbia, MD Patch

Pets of the Week: Sept. 21 | The Herald-News - The Herald-News
Pets of the Week: Sept. 21 | The Herald-News  The Herald-News

All About Pets: Emergency preparations for your pets - Prescott Daily Courier
All About Pets: Emergency preparations for your pets  Prescott Daily Courier

95 lost pets seeking owners following North Complex West Zone Fire - KRCRTV.COM
95 lost pets seeking owners following North Complex West Zone Fire  KRCRTV.COM

Dozens Of Pets Transported From Virgin Islands Up For Adoption Through MSPCA-Cape Cod - CBS Boston
Dozens Of Pets Transported From Virgin Islands Up For Adoption Through MSPCA-Cape Cod  CBS Boston

Happy Tails Animal Shelter raises awareness about 'less adoptable' pets through partnership - FingerLakes1.com
Happy Tails Animal Shelter raises awareness about 'less adoptable' pets through partnership  FingerLakes1.com

2 Middle Tennessee shelters participate in BISSELL Pet Foundation’s Empty the Shelters event - WKRN News 2
2 Middle Tennessee shelters participate in BISSELL Pet Foundation’s Empty the Shelters event  WKRN News 2

How to protect your pets in the changing weather - WETM - MyTwinTiers.com
How to protect your pets in the changing weather  WETM - MyTwinTiers.com

Pets of Detroit: The Official Power Rankings - prideofdetroit.com
Pets of Detroit: The Official Power Rankings  prideofdetroit.com

Meet Ziva, Bodie and Princess, this week’s San Gabriel Valley Pets of the Week - The San Gabriel Valley Tribune
Meet Ziva, Bodie and Princess, this week’s San Gabriel Valley Pets of the Week  The San Gabriel Valley Tribune

Real Pet Food Company of Phoenix, AZ Voluntarily Recalls One Lot of Billy+Margot Wild Kangaroo and Superfoods Recipe Dog Food in 4 lb Bags Because of a Possible Salmonella Health Risk (USA) - FDA.gov
Real Pet Food Company of Phoenix, AZ Voluntarily Recalls One Lot of Billy+Margot Wild Kangaroo and Superfoods Recipe Dog Food in 4 lb Bags Because of a Possible Salmonella Health Risk (USA)  FDA.gov

PET TALK: Introducing a new baby to pets - New Castle News
PET TALK: Introducing a new baby to pets  New Castle News

Humans and their pets invited to family-friendly event in Rochester Hills - The Oakland Press
Humans and their pets invited to family-friendly event in Rochester Hills  The Oakland Press

Friends of Strays offers assistance to keep pets home with their families - St Pete Catalyst
Friends of Strays offers assistance to keep pets home with their families  St Pete Catalyst

PET TALK TUESDAY - PETS AND LYME DISEASE - yahoo.com
PET TALK TUESDAY - PETS AND LYME DISEASE  yahoo.com

Your student guide to owning pets in college - UW Badger Herald
Your student guide to owning pets in college  UW Badger Herald

Northport Adoptable Pets Of The Week: Shadow & Athena - Northport, NY Patch
Northport Adoptable Pets Of The Week: Shadow & Athena  Northport, NY Patch

The YouTubers Keeping Pets Entertained During the Pandemic - VICE
The YouTubers Keeping Pets Entertained During the Pandemic  VICE

Pet Improvement: Mother Nature - Newport News Times
Pet Improvement: Mother Nature  Newport News Times

Pets of the Week for Sept. 22, 2020 - WKRN News 2
Pets of the Week for Sept. 22, 2020  WKRN News 2

5 things you need to know about getting a new pet - KNWA
5 things you need to know about getting a new pet  KNWA

SoMD Pets in Need Pet of the Week: Vanessa - The Southern Maryland Chronicle
SoMD Pets in Need Pet of the Week: Vanessa  The Southern Maryland Chronicle

Lost Dog, Chocolate Lab in Cameron (Union Pines area) - Southern Pines Pilot
Lost Dog, Chocolate Lab in Cameron (Union Pines area)  Southern Pines Pilot

Animal hoarding burdens shelters with sick, neglected pets - Columbia Missourian
Animal hoarding burdens shelters with sick, neglected pets  Columbia Missourian

Remembering LA on Fire -- Evacuating Pets with Two LAAS City Shelters Closed - City Watch
Remembering LA on Fire -- Evacuating Pets with Two LAAS City Shelters Closed  City Watch

Adorable Adoptable Pets Of The Week For Baltimore County - Dundalk, MD Patch
Adorable Adoptable Pets Of The Week For Baltimore County  Dundalk, MD Patch

These household items can be poisonous to your pets - KSAT San Antonio
These household items can be poisonous to your pets  KSAT San Antonio

‘Among Us' colors, costumes, and pets: How to customize your character - Inverse
‘Among Us' colors, costumes, and pets: How to customize your character  Inverse

Arlington: Pets Of The Week - Meet Harrah And Virginia - Patch.com
Arlington: Pets Of The Week - Meet Harrah And Virginia  Patch.com

ANIMAL CONNECTION: Larger than life: The risk of overweight pets - Charleston Post Courier
ANIMAL CONNECTION: Larger than life: The risk of overweight pets  Charleston Post Courier

Bless family pets at St. Margaret's - Belfast - Waldo - Republican Journal - Republican Journal
Bless family pets at St. Margaret's - Belfast - Waldo - Republican Journal  Republican Journal

Local organization needs more foster families to care for elderly pets - KTBS
Local organization needs more foster families to care for elderly pets  KTBS

Top Halloween Costumes For Adults, Kids, and Pets - khak.com
Top Halloween Costumes For Adults, Kids, and Pets  khak.com

Do Cats Need Baths? An Expert Weighs In - POPSUGAR
Do Cats Need Baths? An Expert Weighs In  POPSUGAR

Faithful Friends Looking to Find Pets Homes Amid Coronavirus - NBC 10 Philadelphia
Faithful Friends Looking to Find Pets Homes Amid Coronavirus  NBC 10 Philadelphia

KCBD’s Pet of the Day: Meet Boone - KCBD
KCBD’s Pet of the Day: Meet Boone  KCBD

Making a hurricane plan for your pets - KATC Lafayette News
Making a hurricane plan for your pets  KATC Lafayette News

Pet Adoption During the Pandemic: What to Consider - WebMD
Pet Adoption During the Pandemic: What to Consider  WebMD

PetCure Oncology and VMCLI Fighting Pet Cancer in Long Island, NY - GlobeNewswire
PetCure Oncology and VMCLI Fighting Pet Cancer in Long Island, NY  GlobeNewswire

Detroit woman frustrated that Michigan veterinary clinics still won’t let pet owners inside - WDIV ClickOnDetroit
Detroit woman frustrated that Michigan veterinary clinics still won’t let pet owners inside  WDIV ClickOnDetroit

More than 200 pets microchipped at Cloquet drive-thru event - Pine Journal
More than 200 pets microchipped at Cloquet drive-thru event  Pine Journal

Veramaris appoints head of business development to launch omega-3 for pets - Undercurrent News
Veramaris appoints head of business development to launch omega-3 for pets  Undercurrent News

EPA Challenged Over Allowing Flea-Killing Pesticide on Pets - Bloomberg Law
EPA Challenged Over Allowing Flea-Killing Pesticide on Pets  Bloomberg Law

Coyote attacks on pets increasing in Draper - fox13now.com
Coyote attacks on pets increasing in Draper  fox13now.com

Petco Opens 100th In-Store Pet Hospital - Retail Leader
Petco Opens 100th In-Store Pet Hospital  Retail Leader

How L.A. Brand Staud Pivoted to Pet Portraits and Sneakers to Get Through the Pandemic - WWD
How L.A. Brand Staud Pivoted to Pet Portraits and Sneakers to Get Through the Pandemic  WWD

HSUS responders transport dogs and cats, bring food to pets in hurricane-hit Florida - HSUS News
HSUS responders transport dogs and cats, bring food to pets in hurricane-hit Florida  HSUS News

Jennie Garth rescued a dog named Fauci during COVID-19. Now, she has this message - Today.com
Jennie Garth rescued a dog named Fauci during COVID-19. Now, she has this message  Today.com

A Vet’s Opinion on Hairball Gels For Furball-Prone Cats, and Her Favorite Brand! - POPSUGAR
A Vet’s Opinion on Hairball Gels For Furball-Prone Cats, and Her Favorite Brand!  POPSUGAR

PET ALLIANCE GIVING DAY - WFTV Orlando
PET ALLIANCE GIVING DAY  WFTV Orlando

Philadelphia pet store with a growing Amazon presence leases South Jersey industrial building - Philadelphia Business Journal
Philadelphia pet store with a growing Amazon presence leases South Jersey industrial building  Philadelphia Business Journal

Photos: Pet Adoptions: SPCA Albrecht Center for Animal Welfare (9.22.20) - The Augusta Chronicle
Photos: Pet Adoptions: SPCA Albrecht Center for Animal Welfare (9.22.20)  The Augusta Chronicle

Pet CBD Elixir Drops - CStore Decisions - Convenience Store Decisions
Pet CBD Elixir Drops - CStore Decisions  Convenience Store Decisions

Dumb Friends League Adoptable Pets Week of: September 21 - The Know
Dumb Friends League Adoptable Pets Week of: September 21  The Know

N.J. pets in need: Sept. 21, 2020 - nj.com
N.J. pets in need: Sept. 21, 2020  nj.com

How to Handle Your Pet's Allergies - Lifehacker
How to Handle Your Pet's Allergies  Lifehacker

Celebrate National Dog Week With Nulo Pet Food And A “DIY Dog Spaw Day” - KXAN.com
Celebrate National Dog Week With Nulo Pet Food And A “DIY Dog Spaw Day”  KXAN.com

First State Animal Center to host pet food drive - Delaware State News - Delaware State News
First State Animal Center to host pet food drive - Delaware State News  Delaware State News

Tulsa Animal Welfare pets of the week - KTUL
Tulsa Animal Welfare pets of the week  KTUL

Worth of a pet? Priceless. The cost of a pet? Get your calculator. - The Oakland Press
Worth of a pet? Priceless. The cost of a pet? Get your calculator.  The Oakland Press

Pet of the Week: 'Meet Norman' - KJCT
Pet of the Week: 'Meet Norman'  KJCT

Digital Pet Care Sales Reach $27 Billion, reports Packaged Facts - Herald-Mail Media
Digital Pet Care Sales Reach $27 Billion, reports Packaged Facts  Herald-Mail Media

Pet of the Week: Romeo and Freckles - WETM - MyTwinTiers.com
Pet of the Week: Romeo and Freckles  WETM - MyTwinTiers.com

Pet of the week | Jordan News | swnewsmedia.com - SW News Media
Pet of the week | Jordan News | swnewsmedia.com  SW News Media

What Pet Owners Should Know About Cannabis And CBD Products - The Fresh Toast
What Pet Owners Should Know About Cannabis And CBD Products  The Fresh Toast

Boulevard Veterinary Clinic Pet of the Week: Abbey - TAPinto.net
Boulevard Veterinary Clinic Pet of the Week: Abbey  TAPinto.net

U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: 'I Still Keep Laughing About It' - PEOPLE
U.K. Gardener Harvests Potato She Swears Resembles Dog: 'I Still Keep Laughing About It'  PEOPLE

Chester County Pet Business Named to Inc. Magazine's 2020 List of America's Fastest-Growing Private Companies - MyChesCo
Chester County Pet Business Named to Inc. Magazine's 2020 List of America's Fastest-Growing Private Companies  MyChesCo

What to do if your pet gets bitten by a wild animal - Southeast Missourian
What to do if your pet gets bitten by a wild animal  Southeast Missourian

Pawsitively adorable: Meet 60 adoptable dogs and cats looking for love - Tulsa World
Pawsitively adorable: Meet 60 adoptable dogs and cats looking for love  Tulsa World

Plenty of piggy pets at this Philadelphia home - WWNY
Plenty of piggy pets at this Philadelphia home  WWNY

California Gov. Newsom Passes Two New Animal Welfare Bills, Ending Retail Pet Sales - One Green Planet
California Gov. Newsom Passes Two New Animal Welfare Bills, Ending Retail Pet Sales  One Green Planet

New Pets Add Life Video Highlights How A Pet Sees You Through The Most Challenging Of Times - PRNewswire
New Pets Add Life Video Highlights How A Pet Sees You Through The Most Challenging Of Times  PRNewswire

Prepare Your Pets for a Natural Disaster with Video from World Animal Protection - VEGWORLD Magazine
Prepare Your Pets for a Natural Disaster with Video from World Animal Protection  VEGWORLD Magazine

Siouxland Humane Society hosts 18th annual 'Pets on Parade' - KTIV
Siouxland Humane Society hosts 18th annual 'Pets on Parade'  KTIV

Adopt-A-Pet Tuesday: Yoda, Phineas & Peanut - 9 & 10 News - 9&10 News
Adopt-A-Pet Tuesday: Yoda, Phineas & Peanut - 9 & 10 News  9&10 News

You won't find a cheaper pet camera than the Petcube, now $36 - CNET
You won't find a cheaper pet camera than the Petcube, now $36  CNET

Pet Health: Smoky air especially harmful to pets - KOIN.com
Pet Health: Smoky air especially harmful to pets  KOIN.com

L.E.K. Consulting advises AUA on Westminster Pet Products deal - Consulting.us
L.E.K. Consulting advises AUA on Westminster Pet Products deal  Consulting.us

Get cozy with one of these 20 adoptable pets: Sept. 19-20 - SILive.com
Get cozy with one of these 20 adoptable pets: Sept. 19-20  SILive.com

Police officer’s home destroyed in blaze that killed family pets, authorities say - NJ.com
Police officer’s home destroyed in blaze that killed family pets, authorities say  NJ.com

Plan ahead for Sept. 3-Oct. 6: Pet blessing in Cocoa, fish fry on Merritt Island - Florida Today
Plan ahead for Sept. 3-Oct. 6: Pet blessing in Cocoa, fish fry on Merritt Island  Florida Today

Help Pets in Need Find a Forever Family During PetSmart Charities® National Adoption Days - PRNewswire
Help Pets in Need Find a Forever Family During PetSmart Charities® National Adoption Days  PRNewswire

How to protect pets from wildfires: tips and packing list - Today.com
How to protect pets from wildfires: tips and packing list  Today.com

Behind the growth and shifting nature of the pet industry - SmartBrief
Behind the growth and shifting nature of the pet industry  SmartBrief

All of the Cutest Celebrity Pets Who Crashed the 2020 Emmy Awards - PEOPLE
All of the Cutest Celebrity Pets Who Crashed the 2020 Emmy Awards  PEOPLE

28 top-rated Amazon products your pets will love - CNN
28 top-rated Amazon products your pets will love  CNN

Salem animal hospital offers free treatment for pets hurt in area wildfires - KPTV.com
Salem animal hospital offers free treatment for pets hurt in area wildfires  KPTV.com

Honey the dog up for 'America's Favorite Pet' - Mansfield News Journal
Honey the dog up for 'America's Favorite Pet'  Mansfield News Journal

Pandemic prompts surge in pet adoptions in Montgomery Co. - WTOP
Pandemic prompts surge in pet adoptions in Montgomery Co.  WTOP

Pet Scene: Summit County's adoptable pets for the week of Sept. 13, 2020 - Summit Daily News
Pet Scene: Summit County's adoptable pets for the week of Sept. 13, 2020  Summit Daily News

We’re delighted to say you can pet the dogs in this video game bundle - The Verge
We’re delighted to say you can pet the dogs in this video game bundle  The Verge

The global pandemic's newest luxury traveler? Your pet - CNBC
The global pandemic's newest luxury traveler? Your pet  CNBC

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